You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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