Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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