The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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