just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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