he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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