So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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