Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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