the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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