seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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