normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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