Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
