So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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