just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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