Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize