Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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