He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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