OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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