would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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