My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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