I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
