As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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