oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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