Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i now understand why vodka
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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