well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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