The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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