i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
is this the sara with the beer cane?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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