I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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