I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We have so much sex to catch up on
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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