oh god the rape fog is back!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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