(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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