I'm really into asian looking animals
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
accomplished twins. life is a go
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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