I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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