She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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