I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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