Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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