This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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