So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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