What a fucking waste of an outfit
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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