I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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