I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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