We won't sleep together?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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