one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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