ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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