I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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