Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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