I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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