? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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