After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
