Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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