i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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