while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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