Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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