so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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