question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm really busy with my period
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