STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
