I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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